That’s it. That’s the list. Your #content doesn’t fall into one of those categories? You should not be creating or sharing it.
Of course, that hasn’t stopped people from ignoring that rule. Behold, the worst of Polar Vortex-related #content that should not exist.
1) These motherfuckers.
2) “Back in my day we walked in sandals in this kind of weather and schools didn’t close because we weren’t goddamn wussies.”
There were plenty examples of this yesterday, but our favorite came from UCI president Chris Ronayne.
What lessons are we teaching our kids? Well, that frostbite is fucking dangerous and hypothermia kills. What lessons are you teaching UCI employees? Probably that you don’t give a shit about them.
Resident moron Ted Diadiun also chimed in with a predictably dumb take along the same lines.
You’ve probably seen similar sentiments and memes on Facebook shared by baby boomers bemoaning how soft we’ve gotten. They’re just the most recent reminders that you should banish that hellhole of a site from your life and that everyone posting those memes fails to mention that more than 100 people died in the great blizzard of 1978.
3a) A picture of your dashboard thermometer with car make logo showing.
Look at these temps! Oh, did I get that BMW logo in there? How’d that happen.
3b) A picture of your dashboard thermometer sans logo.
Congratulations! You have a phone and a car!4) The weather app screenshot.
Congratulations! You have a phone! Not as humblebraggy as the guy with the phone AND a car, but still.
5) Desperate and/or bad attempts at engagement or memes.
No.
This has been today’s Scene Action Weather Team update.
This article appears in Jan 30 – Feb 5, 2019.
Where did we land on videos of throwing boiling water out the window?
Only thing worse then commenting on the cold is commenting on comments about the cold.
Vince, anyone who’s ever gone to the Wade Oval Wednesdays already knows what a loudmouthed doofus Chris Ronayne has always been. He’s the host at those musical events, and a cheerleader for all things Cleveland, which is no crime by itself. But his delivery is unbearable. Always has been, always will be.
He yells and shouts and there’s no escaping his noise-making, unless you leave. He doesn’t even need a microphone most of the time. And at an indoor event he hosts? Cover your ears!
This so-called story was a complete waste of space and keystrokes, and just another sad attempt to be hip ster and coolish and to appeal to Millennials by snarking about Boomers. Some may call you a reverse racist, but what you really are is an ageist. Now get the hell off my lawn!
Did you see all the spraying jets today? Whether they are spraying coal ash or chemicals, they are hard to miss. Do you think this has anything to do with the extreme weather?
No, I don’t. What might look like “spray” is just the usual contrails, shortened by the very cold upper atmosphere. Every time there’s any kind of SCENE weather story, this same conspiracy-minded dweeb shows up. And then he posts the “spraying jets” myth…SSDD.
Lettuce, today all day there were multiple unmarked jets leaving these “contrails”. They fly at strange angles, criss cross, and never come up on flight radar. Bill Gates along with Harvard scientists publicly disclosed that they will be using special jets called Stratospheric Aerosol Lofters to spray a mixture of coal ash and chemicals into the upper atmosphere.
You can see multiple crosses a day. If you think this is possible with normal air traffic, you’re dumb.
Meanwhile the coal industry generated hundreds of millions of tons of coal ash every year with no where to put it. So the ash is loaded onto covered rail cars and transported directly to airbases where it is processed then put on to the planes which spray it using ports under their wings.
If coal ash is blocking the sun, how come so many years in the last two decades have been among the hottest since records have been kept? And the multiple crosses are there because flight paths cross the main New York-Chicago air coridor, which we are directly under. WTF do you think that FAA facility outside Oberlin is used for? They fly right over us, heading bth east and west. And when conditions are right, you can see the contrails from Detroit and other cities to the west of us. You’re the dumb one who drank the Kool-Aid. What an ash hole.
Ted Diadun was a pompous right-wing ass 25 years ago…and he still is.
He didn’t become a dumb old geezer as he got older…he was born one.
Contrails are a lie put forth by the scientists responsible for the Stratospheric Aerosol Injection program and embraced by academia, the corrupt media, and ignorant members of the general population. You can search these terms and find hundreds of msm articles laying out plans to spray coal Ash in front of the sun to combat climate change.
Our air traffic corridor is not THAT busy. The likelihood of multiple jets criss crossing all day in different spots is nearly impossible. Anyways none of these “contrail” spraying jets come up on any flight tracker even when there are a dozen or more. I called the FAA inspectors who informed me that these were military jets who have cart Blanche over the skies.
Do you really think those jets with bright white streaks shooting out from them and flying straight up are carrying people or cargo?
Do you see the “contrails” turn into artificial clouds? Do you not see one of those Lofter jets every time you look at the sky- when the sky is not whited out completely. On Thursday, you could see 5 jets any time you looked at the sky.
Why are people so closed to the reality of specialized aircraft being used to spray coal ash and chemicals after countless whistleblowers have come forward, hundreds of patents relating to this are publicly available, and they are literally telling you they are doing it to you.