Can’t think of what to be this Halloween? We have the perfect Cleveland-themed costume ideas for you.
The Cleveland Walleye Cheaters
Grab a kiddie fishing pole, attach a few small weights, done and done Credit: YouTube screengrabThe Mall Guy (Jim)
Get that bedazzler out and put it to good use. Credit: Photo via Scene archivesA Bottle of Great Lakes Christmas Ale
No better way to stay warm.
Photo via Scene ArchivesTraffic Cone
You could either be a traffic cone or a pot hole. You’ll find many lookalikes on the streets of Cleveland either way.
Photo via Scene ArchivesTim Misny
Photo via Scene ArchivesThe Mall Guy (Jim)
Get that bedazzler out and put it to good use. Credit: Photo via Scene archivesSuper Pimp and his Lovely Ladies
Because who wouldn’t want to be Super Pimp for a night?
Photo via Scene ArchivesMichael Symon
Sure, you have to shave your head, but otherwise just carry a full rack of ribs around and you’re all set Credit: Photo via the Food NetworkA Pierogi (RIP Sokolowski’s)
Add sour cream.
Photo via Scene ArchivesNorton Furniture Guy
For anyone with long hair, just dye it gray, put it into a pony, grab a black tee and smoke some cigarettes to get the raspiness in your voice.
Photo via Scene ArchivesFall Foliage
Go outside, look at the ground, grab some leaves and some tape (glue?) and you’re good to go.
Photo via Scene ArchivesStadium Mustard
The perfect couple costume. One partner goes as Bertman’s and one as Stadium Mustard and just wait for the arguments too ensue.
Photo via Scene ArchivesAn Apple Orchard
Why go out to pick apples when you can bring the apples yourself?
Photo via Scene ArchivesA Melt Sandwich
Just throw as much shit as possible onto yourself, grab a loaf of bread and ta da, you’re a Melt grilled cheese!
Photo via Scene ArchivesGuitar Man
You’ve seen him around, now feel free to be the Guitar Man for a night.
Photo via Scene ArchivesFrank Jackson
Grow or put on a fake beard, grab a teddy bear, rest your eyes and you, too, can run the city of Cleveland.
Photo via Scene ArchivesA Clam
Cleveland in the fall is clambake season, making it the perfect costume.
Photo via Scene ArchivesChristmas Story Lamp
Sexy and industrial; the perfect Cleveland costume.
Photo via Scene ArchivesPumpkin Patch
Because what says Halloween like putting a pumpkin on your head?
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