Some of these fears may be quite irrational, but for the average Clevelander they’re very real. No matter what, we hope you don’t encounter any of these things in the near future. Beware!
Some of these fears may be quite irrational, but for the average Clevelander they’re very real. No matter what, we hope you don’t encounter any of these things in the near future. Beware!
Going to Steelyard Walmart
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Photo via Scene ArchivesThe Air Show
When you forget that it’s Labor Day weekend, hearing the fighter jets flying overhead can scare the shit out of anyone. Don’t be embarrassed.
Photo via Scene ArchivesNo More Free Mondays At The Zoo
Ahhhhhh! This is a Cleveland staple!
Photo via Scene ArchivesCleveland.com’s Twitter Account
It’s just atrocious. Instead, follow our new Twitter account, @clevelandbotcom.
Photo via @ClevelandDotCom/TwitterHaving To Call Cleveland Public Power For Customer Service Help
“Your wait time is four months, two weeks, nine days, three hours and twelve minutes, ma’am.”
Photo via Cleveland Public Power/FacebookGreat Lakes Brewing Company Running Out Of Beer
What are we supposed to drink?
Photo via Scene ArchivesNo Parking At The West Side Market
This is just an awful thought. Where am I supposed to park?
Photo via Scene ArchivesNeighborhood Facebook Groups
Yeah, these are just an excuse for assholes to share their unsavory and racist thoughts, when they should be about, you know, making the neighborhood great.
Photo via FacebookConversations With Loved Ones About Chief Wahoo
The thought of having one of these conversations is genuinely frightening and might cause a divorce.
Photo via Scene ArchivesA Tinder Match With Someone On The Other Side Of Town
What do I do? Go there? Have them come here? Meet Downtown? It’ll never work, I’ll just cancel.
Photo via TinderHaving to Choose Between Northeast Ohio’s Two Favorite Mustards?
May as well just use both.
Photo via Scene ArchivesTurning On Your Car Radio And Being Subjected To Rover’s Morning Glory Show
Cover your ears.
Photo via WikipediaA Letter From RITA
This could actually cause a heart attack.
Photo via RITAA Pothole
Who are we kidding? we’re used to these.
Photo via Scene ArchivesA Dan Gilbert Project
We’re still waiting for ‘Phase Two’ of the casino.
Photo via Scene ArchivesThe Muni Lot Being Closed Before A Browns Game
This would probably cause a riot.
Photo via Scene ArchivesNot Being On A National ‘Best Of’ List
Are you serious? Now no one will visit or like our city!
Photo via Scene ArchivesLeBron Leaving Again…Oh, Wait
Well, at least we’re used to it already.
Photo via Scene ArchivesJohn Adams Losing His Drum
Don’t even joke about this. Progressive Field…we mean The Jake would never be the same.
Photo via Scene Archives“The Cleveland Browns Are On The Clock”
This might be the most terrifying thing on this list.
Photo via Scene ArchivesHearing The Words “Rain Delay, Game 7”
The memories are just too rough.
Photo via Scene ArchivesThe Parking Lot At Eton Shopping Center
Forget about it. Just the sentence alone can give anyone anxiety.
Photo via Scene ArchivesHearing The Announcement “Beer Sales Will Stop After The 3rd Quarter/7th Inning”
Welp, time to hit the bars.
Photo via Scene ArchivesThe Other Side Of The River
You want me to drive where? I have no idea where that is!
Photo via Scene ArchivesDriving Down Euclid When A Cleveland State Class Lets Out
Welp, I guess I’m stuck here (for an extra whole five minutes, but it SEEMS like 20).
Photo via WikipediaThe Construction That’s Seemingly Never Finished
Seriously, WTF!?
Photo via Alan Wu/FlickrCody Allen Resumes His Role As Closer
We love Cody. He’s the best reliever in Indians’ history. But he’s had, let’s say, a bit of a rough go this year.
Photo via WikipediaThe Browns Actually Being A Good Team
We just wouldn’t know how to react at this point.
Photo via Scene ArchivesCleveland.com’s New Homepage
Is that an ad or an article? All very unclear.
Photo via cleveland.comHaving Burton Scot is Working On Your Morning Commute
Welp, this is never getting finished.
Photo via Scene ArchivesBlack Teens Playing Basketball In Lakewood or Westlake
They’re not doing anything wrong, this is a YOU problem.
Photo via Logan Johns/Flickr
