13303 Lake Shore Blvd,
Bratenahl – $4,900,000, 9 bedrooms, 6 full baths, 4 half-baths.This palatial lakefront abode has a private outdoor pool (and an indoor one as well).And a kitchen that looks like this.These columns in the master bath are kind of weird, but the Jacuzzi pool looks nice.It also has a generous dining room where you can seat all the relatives who come to visit, but you don’t really like.39350 Bainbridge Rd,
Solon – $3,990,000, 4 bedrooms, 4 full baths, 2 half-baths, 4,644 square feet.The living room boasts views of the 103 acre-plot, which includes a lake, a vineyard, and a farm.And it has a bad-ass kitchen.With views like these and space for so many activities, you’d probably never get any work done in this office.12325 Lake Shore Blvd
Bratenahl – $2,600,000, 4 bed, 3 full baths, 2 half-baths.This is the ultra-posh kitchen where you and your ulta-posh friends could cook.Afterwards, you could have movie night, you know, in your private movie theater.You could have so many railing races on banisters like these.24224 Lake Rd,
Bay Village – $3,490,000, 6 beds, 6 full bath.The sweeping foyer will impress your guests.And this bedroom is great for napping after playing a few rounds on your private tennis court.But why do physical activity when you could just hang out all day in your master bedroom hot tub?Or allow yourself to get swallowed up by this gigantic couch?9225 Province Ln, Brecksville – $2,500,000, 4 bed, 4 full bath, 2 half-bath, 9,993 square feet.These digs would re-define “working from home.”Because really you’d just play games all day in this most excellent game room.And host important dinners with important people.Before retiring to this master bathroom (which looks bigger than our current apartment).130 Lakehurst Dr., Bratenahl – $2,295,000, 3 bed, 4 baths, 2 half-baths.You could get use to a kitchen like this.And this fireplace would surely be cozy in the winter.And whiling away a morning in bed wouldn’t be a problem at all.21660 Avalon Dr,
Rocky River – $2,500,000, 4 bed, 5 full bath, 2 half-bath,You could eat breakfast every day at this breakfast bar.And do your business in this bronzy bathroom.This bedroom looks really nice.But the basement bar is what sells the place.
