Jun 16-22, 2010

Jun 16-22, 2010 / Vol. 41 / No. 25

What to Do Tonight: Woven Bones

Hey! Guy on the left! Someone is taking a picture! Orlando might be a great spot for Disney-related jobs, but it’s basically a rock ’n’ roll wasteland. With little happening in Florida, singer-guitarist Andrew Burr relocated to Austin to pursue his musical dreams. He formed the Woven Bones, who have perfected their Cramps-informed psych-punk over…

What to do Tonight: Cyndi Lauper

She’s so unusual Hard to believe that it’s been 27 years since Cyndi Lauper rocketed to fame with her stratospheric 1983 debut, She’s So Unusual. The album stayed on the charts for more than a year, sold more than 10 million copies in the states, and yielded four consecutive Top 5 singles. Lauper never quite…

What to Do Tonight: The Aggrolites

Before music, The Aggrolites were extras in the Matrix movies One sure sign that summer is finally here can be heard in the laidback reggae sounds wafting through backyards. Bob Marley provides the soundtrack to many weekend barbecues, while dance-floor DJs dust off old ska and dub singles to spin on sweaty summer nights. If…

What to Do Tonight: Public Enemy

I wonder if Flava Flav has developed neck problems from lugging that clock around all these years When it comes to hip-hop history, Public Enemy (Dr. Chuck D and class clown Flavor Flav) have written one of rap’s greatest chapters. As the genre’s most politically charged act for three decades running, Public Enemy first emerged…

What to Do Tonight: D.O.A.

Real punk rockers cut off their sleeves While few punks are able to sustain their revolutionary zeal for more than a decade, Canadian trailblazers D.O.A. are entering their 33rd year with little diminishment in spirit or energy. In that time, singer-guitarist Joey “Shithead” Keithley has been the only constant — other than the band’s rugged,…

What to Do Tonight: Delta Spirit

These guys couldn’t love rollercoasters any more if they tried Emo bands don’t generally give rise to Americana groups after they split up. But that’s exactly what happened when San Diego punks Noise Ratchet went supernova in 2003. That band’s rhythm section recruited new members to fill out the Delta Spirit, who debuted in 2007…

What to Do Tonight: Albert Lee & Hogan’s Heroes

Albert Lee & Hogan’s Heroes: Still rocking Albert Lee’s list of session employers reads like the guest list at a Hall of Fame luncheon: Eric Clapton, Jerry Lee Lewis, the Everly Brothers, and Emmylou Harris, among others. His name is often mentioned alongside some of the greatest guitarists of all time, like Jimmy Page and…

Meet Your Council Hopefuls

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to inform you of my intent to join this clusterfuck. As the filing deadline approaches, the race for the 11 seats on Cuyahoga County’s brand-new county council is shaping up to be a free-for-all. As of Monday, 142 candidates had pulled petitions to run and more than 80 had…

The Politics Of Cow Abuse

Don’t treat this guy right and you’re political career is over. Memo to Ohio livestock farmers: Before hiring your next unknown farmhand, be sure to administer a bacon-eating test. Conklin Dairy Farms omitted this key step when it unwittingly hired an undercover operative of the Chicago activist group Mercy for Animals. The operative captured footage…

Ohio’s Biggest Newspapers Score Big With Legal Notice Ruling

Your state legislators want to improve your access to legal news, and they’re determined to rally the last century’s finest resources to do it. For years, municipal and county governments statewide have been required to buy advertising in newspapers to circulate word of sheriff’s sales, delinquent property tax notices, and other information for its citizenry…

What to Do Tonight: The Melvins

Who could resist that hair? Three years ago, Melvins singer-guitarist Buzz Osborne and longtime drummer Dale Crover teamed up with Big Business’ bassist Jared Warren and drummer Coady Willis to expand Osborne’s 27-years-and-running band. “It’s certainly changed things and given the old songs something,” says Osborne. “We’re pretty committed to making this work, so it’s…

Out Today: Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy OsbourneScream(Epic) Any fears that Osbourne’s young new guitar player Gus G. wouldn’t be able to fill the shoes of the departed Zakk Wylde can be put to rest. The kid is a monster and further proof that Osbourne, who’s teamed with some great players over the years, really knows how to pick ’em. Gus’…

Buzz Bissinger Says Collaboration With LeBron On Book “Shamed” Him

Buzz Bissinger — the respected sports author whose work includes Friday Night Lights, which inspired the movie and TV show — has given a mixed review to the LeBron autobiography Shooting Stars, which Bissinger co-wrote with Akron’s favorite son. In a New Republic piece posted Monday, Bissinger explains, “Shooting Stars was far from the best…

“Hung” Soundtrack Bears Local Stamp

We wanted to show you this dude’s ginormous johnson, but you’ll have to settle for the CD cover The soundtrack album from the HBO TV series Hung hits stores today, and it’s got a Northeast Ohio flavor. Many fans are already aware that the series uses “I’ll Be Your Man” by Akron’s Black Keys as…

Thank Canada? The Midges Are Back in Record Numbers… and You Should Be Thankful

Carmona ‘soldiered’ on… The mayfly, sometimes known colloquially as a “Canadian Soldier” after its native land, is an insect perhaps best remembered for making a much appreciated appearance against Joba Chamberlain and the Yankees back in the ’07 Divisional Series. Some would argue that these Canadian airborne rangers made the most significant contribution to crucial…

eBay Item of the Day: The LeBronSucks.com Domain

The LeBron free agency drama has presented some money making opportunities. It’s like wartime profiteering, but without the war. Everyone’s making money, stands to make money, wants to make money, or is scheming to make money off LeBron. Consider the owner of LeBronSucks.com. Some smarty bought up the domain, has held onto it without creating…

Man vs. Food’s Tour Through Cleveland

Adam Richman still calls it the Jake. The Cleveland episode of Man vs. Food airs tomorrow night at 9 p.m. on the Travel Channel. Where did Adam Richman stuff his face besides Melt? What bountiful mounds of fatty Forest City deliciousness did he consume? Here’s the rundown from the Travel Channel’s press release: While in…

Concert Review: Tortoise at the Grog Shop

Out of their shells The five multi-instrumentalists who comprise Tortoise opened up their nearly 20-year-deep catalog for enthusiastic fans at the Grog Shop last night in a performance that satisfied with two encores. The group — with its instrumental, composition-based rock/jazz/electronic amalgamation of music — often employed two drummers playing simultaneously, interweaving rhythms like melodies.…

Tremont Brainstorms On Safety, How to Kick Ass

After a series of violent crimes in Tremont, including the shooting of local artist Jeff Chiplis, the safety of the eclectic and statistically safe Cleveland nook has been on the minds of residents and politicians. Councilman Joe Cimperman, along with the Tremont West Development Group, organized a meeting Monday with residents and police to voice…

The Subtle Cleveland Connection to Toy Story 3

A little Toy Story 3 trivia to help get your morning off to a jovial start, courtesy of Slash Film: The Tigers Pride license plate cover is a reference to director Lee Unrich’s hometown of Chagrin Falls, Ohio, and his high school mascot, the Tiger. This is the same place Bill Watterson grew up.

Lake Erie Crushers Manager John Massarelli Wins Quote of the Day

When informed that the Lake Erie Crushers were the lead on SportsCenter for their LeBron-themed plans for the June 30 game ($1600/month contract, Cavs jerseys, etc.), here’s what manager John Massarelli had to say: “We were the lead for SportsCenter for that?” Massarelli said. “I thought it was because we won five of our last…

Criminal of the Day: Coked-Out Naked Motel Walker Edition

Come on, you know you want to see this guy naked. Suppose you are a weary traveler. You have stopped at a motel for the evening to recharge your batteries before continuing on your endeavor in the morning. You awake refreshed. You get ready and emerge from your room thinking good thoughts about the day…

Cavs Deal With Chinese Investment Group Still Up in the Air

It seems like forever ago now that the news of a partnership between the Cavs and a Chinese investment group broke. Synergy at its finest would be one way to describe it. As the NBA strives to expand its presence in the Asian market, the Cavs, with the biggest superstar on the planet, were a…

John Kasich Will Not Beg LeBron to Stay in Cleveland

Happy with or without LeBron. Politicians across the country have joined the masses in pleading for LeBron James to go to one city or another. Cleveland mayor Frank Jackson got into it, as did Akron mayor Don Plusquellic. Governor Ted Strickland lent his voice to the “We Are LeBron” video and song. Mayor Bloomberg in…

Awesome Cereal Box Prizes: MLB Temporary Tattoo Edition

If you bought a box of Frosted Flakes in 1994, you might have gotten this in the box: A sheet of MLB temporary tattoos. Of course, the designs are kid-friendly, which means they’re awesomely cartoonish and unlike most of the regular MLB logos. Take the Tribe’s, for example. Why on earth is the guy holding…

Lake Erie Crushers Get In On LeBron Gimmicks

The Lake Erie Crushers, who play in the Frontier League, will be following the Lake County Captains’ lead and be holding a LeBron-themed night. Hey, everyone else is doing it, why not get in on the action? The gimmicks here are actually pretty good. They will offer LeBron a max contract, which for the Frontier…

Ohio GOP Candidate for Governor Will Not Beg LeBron to Stay

Happy with or without LeBron. Politicians across the country have joined the masses in pleading for LeBron James to go to one city or another. Cleveland mayor Frank Jackson got into it, as did Akron mayor Don Plusquellic. Governor Ted Strickland lent his voice to the “We Are LeBron” video and song. Mayor Bloomberg in…

What a $640,000 House Looks Like After It Completely Explodes

Imagine leaving your house looking like that, and coming back to see it like this. Whenever a house explodes, it always seems to be in a working-class neighborhood. Nothing fancy, just a regular house no a regular street where regular people live. It’s never a mansion. Not that exploding houses of any variety are good,…

Cleveland Gets Its Own Miniature Oil Spill

For residents in Gates Mills, an oil spill usually means a few drops of gas on their Lexus. Gates Mills is a far cry from the Gulf Shore, but residents to the east of Cleveland are dealing with an oil spill of their own. And no, not a few drops of unleaded on their shiny…

Flash Mob Tipping Point for LeBron Worship and Courtship

Jordan Zirm is another new intern here at Scene. He’s been following the LeBron rumors column every morning in the Plain Dealer. This created some thoughts in his young, impressionable head. I have been in denial. I used to think that here in Cleveland, we shielded ourselves from the groveling and begging that cities like…

Surely This Flash Mob Will Convince LeBron to Stay in Cleveland

The More Than a Player campaign created by Channel 3 and the Greater Cleveland Sports Commission organized a flash mob at Tower City yesterday afternoon to… do something. Not sure really. Maybe provide some free lunchtime entertainment to the bewildered masses shopping at Tower City. It certainly couldn’t be to convince LeBron to stay in…

Parma High School Baby Drama Is Straight Out of Glee (Sort Of)

Yeah drama There’s no singing and dancing, no apparent drama with the baby’s father, and as far as we know Jane Lynch isn’t making this girl’s life a living hell, but apart from that, a recent pregnancy at Normandy High School in Parma sounds just like (alright, sort of like) the Quinn pregnancy plotline from…

Concert Review: Beach House at the Beachland Ballroom

“Look what I found: A delicious concert review for your reading pleasure.” Beach House makes the kind of dreamy pop music that accommodates napping, babymaking, and quietly bobbing one’s head. Yet last night, frontwoman Victoria Legrand proved that one more activity fits the list — head banging. You wouldn’t think such harsh movements could be…

Jonah Hex resorts to summer movie cliches

Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) is an ex-Confederate soldier turned bounty hunter whose wife and son were killed by his former commanding officer Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich). Hex almost died at Turnbull’s hands himself, an experience that left him with a nasty scar, the ability to talk with the dead, and a really dark sense of…

Lucas County Republicans Hold Long Meetings, Bore Joe the Plumber

I did not sign up for five hour meetings. Local wrangling over the Cuyahoga County Democratic Party’s selection of a new chief looks like tea and biscuits compared to the fracas unfurling in Toledo. Last week’s meeting of the Lucas County Republican central committee to elect its chairman turned into a contentious five-hour session that…

Devo On The Colbert Report Last Night

Akron’s weirdest sons performing “Fresh” from their album Something for Everybody. The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c <td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'Devo – Fresh www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Fox News

Devo On The Colbert Report Last Night

Akron’s weirdest sons performing “Fresh” from their album Something for Everybody. The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c <td style='padding:2px 1px 0px 5px;' colspan='2'Devo – Fresh www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Fox News

Kid Cudi Has a New Single

Mr. Rager himself After basking in the success of his debut album, Man on the Moon: The End of Days, Kid Cudi is back. Gearing up for his sophomoric effort, the Cleveland native drops off a new single for our listening pleasure. The track, entitled “REVOFEV,” features Cudder singing soflty while a piano hits sharply…

Contest Time: Win Concert Tickets to Show of Your Choice

If you’re not already a fan (or “like”) Scene on Facebook, you should be, because we’re running a contest on Scene’s Facebook page that is simply quite awesome. Just head over to this link, hit the “Suggest to Friends” button and invite all your buddies to become fans of Scene, then leave a comment with…

Contest Time: Win Concert Tickets to Show of Your Choice

If you’re not already a fan (or “like”) Scene on Facebook, you should be, because we’re running a contest on Scene’s Facebook page that is simply quite awesome. Just head over to this link, hit the “Suggest to Friends” button and invite all your buddies to become fans of Scene, then leave a comment with…

The World Cup Is Nice And All, But…

Nick Baker is a new intern here at Scene. He wanted to write about the World Cup. Here’s what he came up with. The World Cup has finally arrived and has done so in such bombastic fashion that it’s hard to believe anyone could perceive this event as anything less than a global phenomenon. These…

WTF is Going on Out There, Cleveland? 12 Shot in 6 days.

Can’t blame everything on this guy, Cleveland. This weekend was a wild one for area law enforcement, with shootings, a gruesome standoff, and a biker fight filling up the police blotter by Monday morning. But as if that crime chaos wasn’t enough, it now looks like the city is smack in the middle of a…

Pentagram Show Postponed

The Pentagram show scheduled for Saturday, June 19 at Akron’s Backstsage Concert Club (370 Paul Williams St., formerly the Daily Double) has been postponed a week, until Saturday, June 26. Howl is no longer on the bill. Forged in Flame and the Unclean will still open. — D.X. Ferris

Move Over Betty White, Cleveland Pastor Is Really Hot in Cleveland

This church is totally hot. TV Land’s new sitcom ‘Hot in Cleveland,’ starring everyone’s favorite octogenarian Betty White, premieres tonight. The network has posted teaser video clips on their site and there’s the requisite Facebook page for fans of the show. If, however, you’re scouring the internet for a site dedicates solely to the show…

Cleveland, Haiti Express Brotherhood Through Sister Cities

This is Haiti. Back in February, a group of local good Samaritans shelled out $8,500 for Haiti earthquake relief at a Rock Hall fundraiser. Last week councilman Zack Reed flew to Washington, D.C., to hand over the donation and meet with Haitian Ambassador Raymond Alcide Joseph. Turns out the ambassador was so impressed — $8,500…

The Dirt on Middlefield

The dirt pile left behind by the old Johnson Rubber Company is the size of a basketball court and taller than Shaq. Before going bankrupt in 2008, the company estimated the mound contained somewhere around 7,000 tons of “potentially impacted soil,” the toxic residue from decades of rubber production. The Johnson complex dates to 1895,…

A Little Off the Top

If you think summertime is all about sunshine, lollipops, and lighthearted musicals, and if that gives you a bad case of the sugar shakes, Cain Park’s production of Sweeney Todd is a sure cure. This bloody and brooding venture into the mind of a mad barber in the bowels of London is like being handed…

Having a Cow

By Anastasia Pantsios On a Monday evening in May, Satan has come to Solon. Sun streams in through picture windows, bathing the crowd of 50 who have gathered in the community center meeting room to hear the impossibly dynamic speaker. He’s the type of guy — tall and well-groomed, with glossy black hair flecked with…

The Dream Team

Just a few days before Baltimore duo Beach House released Teen Dream in January, singer-keyboardist Victoria Legrand and guitarist Alex Scally were on the set of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, performing on TV for the very first time. Their performance followed the highly rated final episode of Conan O’Brien’s Tonight Show. If Beach House’s…

Diversity Now

Last year, a group of Shaker Heights and Larchmere neighbors banded together to hold the first Larchmere PorchFest. Modeled after a festival in rural New York, the event featured local indie artists playing short, unplugged sets on neighborhood porches. Well-attended, the inaugural fest netted an “Excellence in Neighborhood Marketing” award from LiveCLEVELAND, an area nonprofit…

The Boss Factor

The Gaslight Anthem American Slang (SideOneDummy) Like Against Me!’s Tom Gabel, Gaslight Anthem frontman Brian Fallon is a tattooed punk with an affinity for big classic-rock hooks and the Boss. Both Gabel and Fallon favor ringing arena-sized anthems about suburban working-class folks looking back on lost dreams and forward to better times. And on their…

Stay In!

TOP PICK Shutter Island (Paramount) One of the year’s best, most underrated movies is now out on DVD. And it’s a moody, psychological thriller elevated by Martin Scorsese’s subtle direction and Leonardo DiCaprio’s twitchy performance. You’ll probably guess the twist about halfway in, but that doesn’t dilute any of the chills. Still not as scary…

Country Comfort

Some albums have a spiritual streak that runs so deep, they sound like they were made in a church. Holly Golightly’s latest album, Medicine County, is the flip side of that: It isn’t particularly spiritual, but it actually was recorded in a church. “It’s not an elaborate thing by cathedral standards — it’s just a…

Northeast Ohio Music Releases

CALL US KINGS Nut Up or Shut Up (self-released) myspace.com/calluskings Formed only a few months ago by former members of Everything Zen and the Thrifters, Mentor’s Call Us Kings storm out of the gate with the six-song EP Nut Up or Shut Up, which features some tight pop-punk harmonies that suggest the band locked in…

Sticky Situation

One of summer’s most vibrant festivals centers on every dad’s go-to adhesive: The Avon Heritage Duct Tape Festival — inspired by the Duck brand of duct tape, which is headquartered in Avon — is now in its seventh year. The three-day event kicks off Friday at Veterans Memorial Park (3701 Veterans Memorial Pkwy., Avon) with…

Like a Hurricane

F. Scott Fitzgerald famously wrote that there are no second acts in American lives. The members of the New Orleans metal band Eyehategod would likely disagree. Even though their last album — Confederacy of Ruined Lives — was released a decade ago, they’re on a hot streak in 2010. The group recently completed a three-week…

Playtime

For a movie studio as innovative and as consistently terrific as Pixar, it’s kind of odd that they’re reaching into the Toy Story box for a third time. Not that we’re complaining. The first Toy Story, and Pixar’s first feature, from 1995 is a masterpiece of CGI storytelling. The 1999 sequel nearly tops it. The…

Livewire

Born Ruffians Ontario trio Born Ruffians made their debut with 2008’s Red, Yellow and Blue, showcasing a twitchy indie-pop shuffle that could make Crispin Glover look like Warren Beatty. Frontman Luke LaLonde’s squirrelly tenor juts impetuously in and out of inventive arrangements as his bandmates shout and harmonize over swinging, joyously capricious rhythms. The debut…

Bites

Thanks in part to a recommendation from his predecessor and mentor, Don Triskett will take over as executive chef of Downtown 140 (140 N. Main St., 330-656-1294, downtown140.com) in Akron. Triskett replaces Shawn Monday, who left to open two new restaurants of his own. This is a homecoming of sorts for Triskett, who was Monday’s…

Letters

DRAWING THE BATTLE LINES Just from this story [“The End of Innovation?” May 19, 2010], it seems like the lines are drawn at the Cleveland public schools: veterans against newbies, so-called innovators against so-called traditionalists. Simply put, Cleveland students are hard to teach for a variety of reasons. If the layoffs don’t happen, it seems…

At the Arthouse

Exit Through the Gift Shop The mysterious British street artist Banksy — best known for prankish works like a life-size replica of a Guantanamo prisoner chained to a fence at Disneyland and ten-pound notes with Princess Diana’s face replacing the Queen’s — is the putative director of Exit Through the Gift Shop, an alleged documentary…

Word Up

The kids are at it again, spelling unpronounceable words as they try to suss out their even more complicated lives. On the page, The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, now at the open-air Porthouse Theatre on the Blossom Music Center grounds, is a grand collection of youthful yearning and stumbling.  Of course, scripts and…

Candy Shell

The seats just inside the front windows of the Chocolate Bar offer unobstructed views of East Fourth Street. From our vantage point on Euclid, my wife and I could see scores of diners enjoying alfresco meals outside the Greenhouse Tavern, Lola, and Chinato — and we so desperately wished to join them. Just minutes before,…

Art

WAS IT A DREAM? WAS I IN IT? “These drawings are scenes from my daydreams,” writes artist Amber Kempthorn. “In them, awkward creatures engage one another in funny and often peculiar circum-stances I’ve orchestrated. They are parts of me and give me the chance to revisit my history and to encounter make-believe places.” Many of these…

Support Group

When Toy Story 3 falls with style into theaters on Friday, it’s a safe bet that most of the scene-hogging won’t come from Woody or Buzz. If past Pixar movies are any indication, a minor character will get all the best lines and probably a totally excellent short on the DVD. Our money is on…


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