Phish plan Halloween gig. How about dressing up like a band that doesn’t suck?
Blink-182 play first reunion show. Yes, there were dick jokes.
Where the fuck is Michael Jackson’s nose?
Her milkshake brings $40,000 a month!
Apparently Amy Winehouse didn’t beat the shit out of a fan. No, no, no. —Michael Gallucci
This article appears in Jul 22-28, 2009.
Your snark is insipid, your jokes tired. It’s no wonder people have stopped reading this blog.