Happy Birthday, Elvis. Too bad you’re dead.
Looks like Michael Jackson’s doctor may be hanging out with some L.A. criminals soon.
Lady Gaga duets with Boy George. It doesn’t get much gayer than this.
Mega-asshole Marilyn Manson gets engaged to a girl twice his age. Yeah, this one will last. —Michael Gallucci
This article appears in Jan 6-12, 2010.