Mike Polk, purveyor of those viral Cleveland tourism videos and all-around funny guy, played a special song recently at Brothers Lounge.

“LeBron James is a Bitch”, is the title. Quite beautiful, actually. And there’s some hilarious lines in there, including the one about crackdealers in Akron missing Gloria. Listen and enjoy.

This article appears in Aug 18-24, 2010.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.