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Kiss follows in the Eagles footsteps by selling shitty album at Wal-Mart.

Bob Dylan mistaken as crazy old homeless guy. Where do people get these zany ideas?

Michael Jackson’s dad said the King of Pop will be buried on his birthday. He also said, “Get over here! Now! Before I beat you!”

Radiohead won’t be releasing another record you’ll probably download illegally anytime soon.

One indistinguishable R&B singer replaces another on Britney Spears tour. —Michael Gallucci

This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2009.