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Lady Gaga and Madonna duke it out on Saturday Night Live over Most Annoying Gay Icon title.

Beyonce’s dad gets busy with a single lady. Put a ring — or something — on it, dude.

Someone gets medieval on the ass of a reggae guy we never heard of.

Method Man is arrested for not paying taxes. While they’re at it, they may wanna consider charging him with some crime against humanity for that awful movie he made with Redman.

Kanye West cancels tour. Cites “I’m a huge freakin’ a-hole” as reason. —Michael Gallucci

This article appears in Sep 30 – Oct 6, 2009.