Miley credits Britney for those cooter-flashing pictures you’re probably gonna see any day now.
Boring American Idol gives props to the crazy lady who helped give him a career.
Now if only Toby Keith will hang up his cowboy hat …
The world’s unfunniest comedian makes the news for an unfunny joke.
If it takes as long as it took him to record Invincible, it’ll be a while before Michael Jackson is buried. —Michael Gallucci
This article appears in Aug 5-11, 2009.