Rivers Cuomo will be up and rewriting that one old Weezer song for a new album in no time.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word for guys who like to beat women.
Billy Joel’s dumbass daughter swallows a bunch of harmless pills in dumbass attempt to kill herself.
ABC gives Adam Lambert another opportunity to faux-blow someone on TV.
Katy Perry: still alive, still annoying.
Even for free, nobody cares about Smashing Punpkins’ new song. —Michael Gallucci
This article appears in Dec 2-8, 2009.