Lil Wayne: You gonna smoke that?

  • Lil Wayne: “You gonna smoke that?”

Lil Wayne is all set to go to prison … right after he smokes this blunt and records three dozen mixtapes.

Michael Jackson’s dad proves the apple doesn’t fall far from the batshit-crazy tree.

Meanwhile, Toby Keith called the Air Force and said, “Here, you can have one of my songs. No, really. Take it. Please.”

This comes about 20 years too late. —Michael Gallucci

This article appears in Feb 3-9, 2010.