Wednesday Music News Roundup

Penis flasher tells vagina-exposing ladies how he rolls.

Fans of super-high and crazy ladies who had a few hits in the early ’90s can exhale: Paula Abdul will be back.

Teen Choice Award for Future Skank of America: Miley Cyrus!

Apparently, that whole what-happens-in-Vegas thing doesn’t apply to the drugs you take there. —Michael Gallucci

This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2009.