Britney and her touched-up butt

  • Britney and her touched-up butt

Britney Spears releases untouched pics from photo shoot. Shockingly, none of them include her vagina.

Justin Bieber: So much love, such a little guy.

Uh-oh, a Christian-music singer says she’s gay. Does this mean we have to start a new genre?

Adam Lambert does Elvis on American Idol. We imagine it was from the King’s fat period.

Hank Williams gets a Pulitzer. Not to be outdone, Hank Jr. snags an Asshole of the Year award.

—Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)

This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2010.