Update II: Set your alarm clocks, friends. 9:30 a.m. sharp tomorrow morning is when the Fed’s evidence against Dimora will be released, including the super-scandalous D-cup pictures from the trip to Las Vegas where Jimmy got a talkative hooker and complained about it.
We’re seriously excited.
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Update: Some of the Fed’s evidence against Jimmy Dimora will be made public. Sadly, it doesn’t look like a sex tape is on the list.
Judge Lioi ruled that photos of Dimora’s backyard — including his pool, which was the “love of his life” — can be shown, as well as some snaps from the famous Dimora Gone Wild weekend in Vegas. One change: the hooker’s license plate and address will be blurred.
Dimora has opposed several of the Government’s exhibits, saying the evidence poses a risk for jury taint in his second corruption trial set for October.
Jury taint is the worst kind of taint.
Dimora fought the release of the Las Vegas pictures saying, the “salacious nature of these photographs will be exploited by the media.”
Scout’s honor, pinky swear, we absolutely promise: we will exploit the salacious nature of the photographs. You have our word.
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There are reams of wiretap conversations, photos of Dimora and teammates on the Cuyahoga County Corruption All Stars at a pool in Las Vegas, and more, all used as evidence during Big Jimmy’s first trial.
A second one awaits.
This article appears in May 9-15, 2012.
Major questions I have for Jimmy: Did you ever have anyone bumped off?
Did you ever have anyone roughed up?
Did you ever rape any of the women you had sex with?
Did you ever play violent sex games resulting in medical
Attention?
If you can answer no to all of these questions you are not as
Bad as the repubic-haired media is making you.
If you answer yes to the first or second question on my list
Then I ask you this one: Can you finger someone from The
Big House? If you answer yes to this one, then just forget
about all of these silly old man’s questions. I’m sorry for
bothering you and your family at your time of need.
How disrespectful of me.
I was inspired by Kenny J to write some of my own major questions for Fatty fat Jimmy D
How do you sleep at night?
Why are you so fat?
Why are you so stupid?
Two trains leave a station, with train A driving west at 30 mph and train B driving east at 50 mph. How long will it take for them to realize you’re an embezzling piece of garbage that hopefully rots in jail for a very long time?
I don’t care what party Big ‘ol Jimmy D is from, I would feel the same either way. You don’t steal from the city and cause this level of corruption. It’s no wonder Cleveland has been declining for so long. At least now that we’re starting to cut out the cancer, maybe we can get back on track.
Oh, and because I forgot to say this, we should release EVERYTHING from the trial. Every picture of his big gut hanging over his pants, every picture of the kickbacks he got, everything. You want to screw over the city, so let’s repay the favor. He made his bed, let him lie in it.
Aaaaaaaahahaahahaaaaa!!!
I agree TOTALLY with you Adam!
Lets air ALL of Fat Bastards dirty laundry!!!!
Hope he likes salad in prison!!!!!