Do you have a take about Ohio that will get you canceled? Columbus-based reporter Tyler Buchanan (@Tylerjoelb) of Axios posed that question on Twitter, asking for other Twitter users’ takes about Ohio that would get them cancelled. Here are some of the very best takes.

“Hang On Sloopy” is a bad dumb song. https://t.co/pXQHN8yw2N— ARadSkullMug (@spitandtears) April 7, 2022 Credit: Youtube
Without Cleveland, Ohio is simply Indiana continued https://t.co/uNKgarwyjn— jordan (@Jordan_T729) April 7, 2022 Credit: Youtube
Columbus is the world's largest suburb https://t.co/v7zV6VvuTI— used ticket salesman (@duo_mobile) April 7, 2022 Credit: Youtube
Ohio isn't actually that bad except for Cleveland. https://t.co/EINIIDDi7g— magma🏳️‍⚧️ (@dspacefear) April 7, 2022 Credit: Youtube
Man Jerry Springer passed away….RIP Legend. man protect Maury. pic.twitter.com/TJ1htM795j— monarch the great (@OneMonarchTwo) April 27, 2023 Credit: Twitter
Upper Sandusky is south of Sandusky and neither of which are located in Sandusky County. It’s simply unacceptable. https://t.co/vrU6DBN5MZ— Johnny Paszke (@Paszke13) April 7, 2022 Credit: Youtube
Get Skyline Chili off the streets. https://t.co/iRh5co96qe— Anthony Suszczynski (@ASuszczynski) April 7, 2022 Credit: Youtube
Ohio winning the Toledo War was the worst possible thing to happen to Ohio https://t.co/4esnt2gFai— nathan (@npchristman) April 7, 2022 Credit: Youtube
Ohio State is an overrated school https://t.co/gQcc0I4yr0— Hannah Ruhoff (@the_ruhoff) April 7, 2022
Art Modell belongs in the Hall of Fame https://t.co/V05IvThPK8— 𝐊𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦 (@kylegrantham) April 7, 2022
The weather here is fine https://t.co/lp1I0iLRdr— Five Foot Counting Down Til Vaycay Photog 📸 (@FiveFootPhotog) April 7, 2022
Nothing south of Cuyahoga Valley NP is worth salvaging https://t.co/Nmct8YtUFH— P.J. Kehres (@PhillenniumLine) April 7, 2022
Script Ohio is the most overrated college tradition in America and only persists because Buckeyes haven't learned how to spell a second word https://t.co/9ESeQFMBGh— Kevin Slane (@kslane) April 7, 2022
besides ohio being a culture-less void with absolutely nothing unique? https://t.co/SbGSSZNG66— i shit my pants at the fair (@dumboman69) April 7, 2022
we should trade cincinnati for fort wayne https://t.co/6tz8olrpl5— suss— 🥌 (@suss2hyphens) April 7, 2022
The Longaberger basket building is America's most important structurehttps://t.co/wV0VEU6ugC— Jason Priestas (@priestas) April 7, 2022
Lima has too much political power for a city that still offers buttermilk as a beverage at its most popular restaurant. https://t.co/SvfOALi3jF— Stacey N. Hauff (@stacey_hauff) April 7, 2022
Ohio is a progressive state https://t.co/rGCsJq9jqE— 🌌🔭📷 WeezeStro (@weezyfuhreezy) April 7, 2022
I literally don’t understand why Cincinnati is ‘Cincy’ and not ‘Cinci.’ Love y’all but ??? https://t.co/ydhEzNL37R— Morgan Trau (@MorganTrau) April 7, 2022
The fabulous North Coast is better than the east coast, west coast and gulf coast. https://t.co/yJUmBTYrb7— MASSILLON DUDE (@fentonc13) April 7, 2022
Michigan is fine https://t.co/6P0JnT8Cre— JohndaVision (@JohnPresloid) April 6, 2022
I could do without ever going to Cedar Point again. https://t.co/bgjwUOzwv7— A Guy Named Blake (@BlakeBrodar) April 6, 2022
I'm so happy to live in the state with all the most reasonable, well adjusted sports fans. https://t.co/fsuCA948Qb— Mike Slutson BLM (@mikehudsonsucks) April 6, 2022
The Columbus Area is the worst part of the state. No history, no culture, just manufactured communities to support the state government and big business. https://t.co/oUSqxm2aeu— Case (@NBALeftist) April 6, 2022
I really don't care what high school you went to and how they fared in the playoffs.— Dan Eaton (@DanEatonBiz1st) April 7, 2022
The NFL should've never granted another franchise to Cleveland— Bernadette 🤦🏼‍♀️ Vielhaber (@BVielhaber) April 7, 2022
Cleveland can be a good city to visit and Ohio can still be the armpit of the United States.— sad football hours (@no_regrets_116) April 7, 2022
Columbus is better than every larger city in America when it comes to the things that actually impact quality of life (jobs, traffic, housing costs).— Pumpkin Escobar (@NormaRaeLikeaMF) April 7, 2022
We are not First in Flight and nobody should have given North Carolina a hard time about their license plates— Phil Hanson (@philliphanson) April 7, 2022
New state motto: Ohio the heart of corruption and every yahoo can have a gun.— lori purgedfromthecupcakerolls (@alittleadd2) April 7, 2022
I don't like having to yell back "I-O"— Eddie Kinnaman (@ekinn3) April 6, 2022
Jeni’s is just ok— Heather Tubbs Cooley (@HeatherTCooley) April 6, 2022
it’s ohio state not *the* ohio state— Andy Downing (@andydowning33) April 6, 2022
The Ohio State-Michigan rivalry is incredibly tedious, especially the whole X-out the Ms thing— Andy Geronimo (@andy_geronimo) April 6, 2022
Ohio food is great and haters are just the same joyless cramps that think only one kind of barbecue or pizza or chili should count as True™️, instead of leaving their tribal cave and embracing variety. https://t.co/yB1xzSnRN7— Crab Wells (@CrabOfDoom) April 7, 2022
ohio is just north panhandle https://t.co/ISWUUOC77e— AL GORE SHOULDA NEVER GIVEN YOU BITCHES INTERNET (@water_booboo) April 7, 2022
Ohio isn't part of the Midwest, it's the end of the Northeast. https://t.co/yLhBFXwcVs— Gennifer Harding-Gosnell (@GenniferwithaG_) April 7, 2022
It’s soda 👀 https://t.co/EyjwgJS3TQ— Aimie Earle (@earlegirl4) April 7, 2022
1. cincinnati >>>>>>> columbus. sorry your city is full of real estate developers and statehouse freaks.2. appalachia is beautiful. see you at the serpent mound.3. skyline chili is good actually. https://t.co/vujN7o7OQn— brutus buccboi (@Iovelandfrog) April 7, 2022
ohio is kinda nice and most of the people are good https://t.co/rZCoGfrTRa— DevonianStone (@devonianstone) April 7, 2022
Jungle Jim’s is too much.— Kate Mock Elliott (@katemockelliott) April 7, 2022
Can NE Ohio just become The Western Reserve, a separate state?Columbus is lifeless with no culture.Cincinnati, what’s with the southern accent? We’re in Ohio!!— Jason (@__watchyoursix) April 7, 2022
Pierogies are disgusting.— bishop chui (@bishop_chui) April 6, 2022
White Castle is disgusting— no things considered (@aka_dirtgirl) April 7, 2022
Columbus is better than Cleveland #ComeAtMeBro https://t.co/wWHi0VecLK— Patrick Cooley (@PatrickACooley) April 7, 2022
“The heart of it all” was a way better motto than the one we have now— Sara aka Weensie (@weensiethepooh) April 7, 2022
Columbus is hipper than Cincinnati and Cleveland.— Yonxers (@Yonxers) April 7, 2022
It’s criminal that skyline chili is more well known outside of Ohio than buckeye candies— Isaiah Walker (@walkeri141) April 6, 2022
Michigan is objectively better than Ohio in most ways— Cody Weisbrodt (@WhitebreadSaid) April 6, 2022
Michigan is objectively better than Ohio in most ways— Cody Weisbrodt (@WhitebreadSaid) April 6, 2022