If you’re dating in Cleveland then you already know that it can be a slog. However, there are plenty of other singles (or otherwise) who understand your plight. Here’s a roundup of some of the best tweets showing that the struggle is real.
*The following tweets do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of Cleveland Scene.
“Hang On Sloopy” is a bad dumb song. https://t.co/pXQHN8yw2N— ARadSkullMug (@spitandtears) April 7, 2022 Credit: YoutubeWithout Cleveland, Ohio is simply Indiana continued https://t.co/uNKgarwyjn— jordan (@Jordan_T729) April 7, 2022 Credit: YoutubeColumbus is the world's largest suburb https://t.co/v7zV6VvuTI— used ticket salesman (@duo_mobile) April 7, 2022 Credit: YoutubeOhio isn't actually that bad except for Cleveland. https://t.co/EINIIDDi7g— magma🏳️⚧️ (@dspacefear) April 7, 2022 Credit: YoutubeUpper Sandusky is south of Sandusky and neither of which are located in Sandusky County. It’s simply unacceptable. https://t.co/vrU6DBN5MZ— Johnny Paszke (@Paszke13) April 7, 2022 Credit: YoutubeGet Skyline Chili off the streets. https://t.co/iRh5co96qe— Anthony Suszczynski (@ASuszczynski) April 7, 2022 Credit: YoutubeOhio winning the Toledo War was the worst possible thing to happen to Ohio https://t.co/4esnt2gFai— nathan (@npchristman) April 7, 2022 Credit: YoutubeOhio State is an overrated school https://t.co/gQcc0I4yr0— Hannah Ruhoff (@the_ruhoff) April 7, 2022Art Modell belongs in the Hall of Fame https://t.co/V05IvThPK8— 𝐊𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦 (@kylegrantham) April 7, 2022The weather here is fine https://t.co/lp1I0iLRdr— Five Foot Counting Down Til Vaycay Photog 📸 (@FiveFootPhotog) April 7, 2022Nothing south of Cuyahoga Valley NP is worth salvaging https://t.co/Nmct8YtUFH— P.J. Kehres (@PhillenniumLine) April 7, 2022Script Ohio is the most overrated college tradition in America and only persists because Buckeyes haven't learned how to spell a second word https://t.co/9ESeQFMBGh— Kevin Slane (@kslane) April 7, 2022besides ohio being a culture-less void with absolutely nothing unique? https://t.co/SbGSSZNG66— i shit my pants at the fair (@dumboman69) April 7, 2022we should trade cincinnati for fort wayne https://t.co/6tz8olrpl5— suss— 🥌 (@suss2hyphens) April 7, 2022The Longaberger basket building is America's most important structurehttps://t.co/wV0VEU6ugC— Jason Priestas (@priestas) April 7, 2022Lima has too much political power for a city that still offers buttermilk as a beverage at its most popular restaurant. https://t.co/SvfOALi3jF— Stacey N. Hauff (@stacey_hauff) April 7, 2022Ohio is a progressive state https://t.co/rGCsJq9jqE— 🌌🔭📷 WeezeStro (@weezyfuhreezy) April 7, 2022I literally don’t understand why Cincinnati is ‘Cincy’ and not ‘Cinci.’ Love y’all but ??? https://t.co/ydhEzNL37R— Morgan Trau (@MorganTrau) April 7, 2022The fabulous North Coast is better than the east coast, west coast and gulf coast. https://t.co/yJUmBTYrb7— MASSILLON DUDE (@fentonc13) April 7, 2022Michigan is fine https://t.co/6P0JnT8Cre— JohndaVision (@JohnPresloid) April 6, 2022Can NE Ohio just become The Western Reserve, a separate state?Columbus is lifeless with no culture.Cincinnati, what’s with the southern accent? We’re in Ohio!!— Jason (@__watchyoursix) April 7, 2022Pierogies are disgusting.— bishop chui (@bishop_chui) April 6, 2022
