Cardboard background? Check.

Approximately 275 uses of the word “fuck”? Check.

Unbridled anger and screaming? Check.

Browns fan sitting in a recliner wearing a Patriots hat? Check.

Possible spit cup? Check.

Use of the number “4” as a letter on a sign, as in “Trey 4 Li4e”? Check.

Bragging about high school football conquests? Check.

(Addendum: If Chuck Kyle doesn’t invite this guy to talk to Ignatius before a playoff game this year, he doesn’t know what he’s doing.)

(Addendum II: It’s pretty clear this guy has time in his calendar for such a speaking engagement.)

(Addendum III: If Kyle also doesn’t demand that this guy diagram plays for the team using a Sharpie and a piece of cardboard, he knows nothing about motivation.)

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This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2009.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.