Naked Ohio Man Arrested After Masturbating While Driving, Leading Cops on Chase

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One of the most popular posts ever here at Scene & Heard is this one: "Colondra Hamilton Charged for Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving." The young lass in the Cincinnati area took multitasking to a whole new level two years ago.

Now, we have the yin to her yang, the Romeo to her Juliet, the Jack to her Jill, and again it comes from Cincinnati.

The Cincy Inquirer reports
41-year-old Michael Beason was driving around partially naked and masturbating. He allegedly exposed his stick shift to multiple female drivers, including one who got an eyeful of his Big Mac after he pulled up next to her at a McDonald's drive-thru.

Calls to 911 helped cops pinpoint the jacker's vehicle. Beason subsequently led police on a short chase after the flashers went on behind him, and when cops approached the vehicle, they noticed his jeans were "bunched around his ankles. They also found cocaine in the car.


“You don’t know what this person is up to or what thoughts are going through his mind as he engaged in the act of either masturbating or being partially disrobed,” said Capt. James Schaeffer, police spokesman.

“When police tried to stop him, it was apparent he was a serious threat to public safety by the way he was driving. They did the best they could to get him to stop before he hurt somebody.”

Three counts of public indecency plus various drug and driving charges are on the docket for our exhibitionist, while Cincinnati is left to ponder possible new public service slogans like, "Welcome to our city, please don't masturbate while driving," and, "Buckling up: It's not just for your seat belt."

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