We read Kevin O’Brien so you don’t have to. Column: For global warming worry-warts, an inconvenient cold spell Topic: O’Brien’s old standard: if global warming is real, why is my windshield iced over?
Kevin’s Sanity Level Today: 19 percent
What Your Head Would Feel Like if You Read it Yourself: You’ve strayed into Apache territory, and they’ve buried you to your neck in sand, coating your cranium in honey to attract hordes of bees, ants, and flies. Vultures are pecking your ears. And your nose itches.
Charting Kevin’s Logic: …
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2008.
Kevin is the biggest piece of shit in Cleveland.
Kevin is the biggest piece of shit in Cleveland.
Kevin is wrong. The other day, I was shoveling snow, and I got hot. I’m pretty sure this proves there’s global warming, especially seeing as how the snow is starting to melt.