Join the Cleveland Scene Press Club. Because No News is Bad News.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Hanford Dixon Named Coach of Cleveland's Lingerie Football Team

Posted By on Fri, Mar 25, 2011 at 11:15 AM

hanford-dixon.jpg

Legendary Browns defensive back Hanford Dixon was named the head coach of Cleveland's new lingerie football team, the Cleveland Crush. Back when Dixon was patrolling the field with Frank Minnifield, this is probably just what he envisioned for his post-NFL career. Bob Golic, he of the Golic's restaurant on W. 6th and the batshit-crazy talk radio show out of Akron, is the executive vice president of football operations.

Via NewsNet5:

"Excited to be part of a team that has brought a sense of excitement and rejuvenation around professional football in Cleveland. Bob and I fully intend on establishing a culture much like we had in the 80s, winning football,” Dixon said, in a news release on Thursday.

But, ya know, with more boobs. Also, it's probably verboten to woof at these players. But besides that, exactly like the 80's-era Browns.

The Crush's season launches September 2. Some games will be broadcast on MTV.

Tags: , ,

We welcome readers to submit letters regarding articles and content in Cleveland Scene. Letters should be a minimum of 150 words, refer to content that has appeared on Cleveland Scene, and must include the writer's full name, address, and phone number for verification purposes. No attachments will be considered. Writers of letters selected for publication will be notified via email. Letters may be edited and shortened for space.

Email us at news@clevescene.com.

Cleveland Scene works for you, and your support is essential.

Our small but mighty local team works tirelessly to bring you high-quality, uncensored news and cultural coverage of Cleveland and beyond.

Unlike many newspapers, ours is free – and we'd like to keep it that way, because we believe, now more than ever, everyone deserves access to accurate, independent coverage of their community.

Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing pledge, your support helps keep Cleveland's true free press free.

Read the Digital Print Issue

September 23, 2020

View more issues

Newsletters

Never miss a beat

Sign Up Now

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.

Calendar