Draft Day has come and gone and the Cleveland Browns snagged Baker Mayfield with their first round draft pick. There were some who speculated they were going to go with Sam Darnold, and no one was more confident with that prediction than ESPN Cleveland radio host, Aaron Goldhammer. So confident, in fact, he claimed on air he would “eat horse poop” if the Browns went with Mayfield.
So when NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell approached the podium last night to present the Cleveland Browns’ first pick, Goldhammer’s promise threw the twitterverse into a frenzy.
Given that there was absolutely no possible way the internet was going to EVER let him live this down, Aaron Goldhammer publicly announced that he is going to eat horse shit live on air. We’re hoping there’s a live stream video involved because listening to a shit eating event is far less exciting than watching Goldhammer do his best Divine impersonation.
Regardless of your feelings about Mayfield’s selection, I think we can all agree Goldhammer having eat horse excrement is enough of a reason to unite us all.
This article appears in Apr 25 – May 1, 2018.
Who is supplying the actual purported horse shit? Is there a verifiable chain of custody? How do we know it’s not just a couple of smashed up Baby Ruth and Snickers bars?
It’ll be a snap through a live remote in a barn at Northfield Park or Thistledown……Aaron Goldhammer just needs a fork and plate.
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Jeremy W
All they ever do on that horse sh-t station is, hang out at Northfield Park and talk about horse sh-t, so, make it happen there, and MAKE SURE IT IS REAL.
It’s about time somebody on sports-talk radio had to eat what they spew over the airwaves.
Does anybody else remember when sports talkers had a few brains? I still miss Bill Needle!