One Cleveland snow artist got busy in the early hours of the morning Friday, drawing the thing sure to make fifth graders, immature adults and fans of Netflix’s true-crime mokumentary series American Vandal fall over with laughter.

As @young_salvatore so kindly pointed out from his Marriott hotel room on Twitter, an enormous penis was drawn in the snow on the Cleveland Mall lawn. (Click on the photo below for a full frontal view).


From street level of course, it would be hard to tell exactly what all those lines are, but from above, the snow graffiti is crystal clear.

While this isn’t the first time a giant snow penis has caused people to take notice in the area, it remains to be seen how long the new public art will last or if the mystery artist(s) plans to strike again. 

10 replies on “Some Class Act Drew a Huge Penis in the Snow This Morning in Downtown Cleveland”

  1. Some class act paper and journalist decided to write a story about it and provide the picture.

  2. You could have just ignored it, and not written or posted about it, instead of gleefully making look Cleveland look stupid again. One day it’s censoring Christmas music, the next day it’s drawing dicks in the snow. Wait until we have a real snow, and someone sticks a carrot into a snowman…will you be writing about that, too? You’re the class act here. Can’t have class without the ass. Which you are. Grow the f’k up.

  3. I don’t think this makes Cleveland look unclassy; I think it makes it look like Cleveland has some residents who pull amusing (albeit semi-childish) pranks. It got a laugh out of me!

  4. Meh. We have an unindicted criminal co-conspirator in the White House, and you’re worried about snow penises.

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