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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Dawg Pound Mike Would Like to See You Partially Naked

Posted By on Tue, Feb 16, 2010 at 4:18 PM

Jesus. It's not like it's fun writing about Dawg Pound Mike more than once every couple of weeks, but this guy really makes it hard to ignore him.

He's launched a "Sexiest Browns Fans Contest" and wants you — yes, even you Mr. 250-pounder and you Mrs. 50-year-old — to send him pictures of yourself dressed up all sexylike.

He's even posted some suggestion photos to get your mind going in the right direction and to give you a better idea of what he's looking for. He's helpful and horny, how nice.

Here's two of the actual pics he put up. Let's see what he wants.

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Oh, shit. Looks like you're out Mr. 250-pounder. You too, Mrs. 50-year-old. Mike wants only the flesh from the chiseledest of chiseled bodies landing in his inbox.

So, just to be clear — and I'm only trying to be accommodating to Mike's quest based on what he laid out on his personal page — if you're a super model who is a Browns fan, or if you're a bald dude with a stacked, shaved chest and a spare set of football pants laying around your house (the lace-ups are a must), Dawg Pound Mike would like to hear from you.

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