Reality TV has yet to come calling for The Real Housewives of Cleveland — though who wouldn’t delight in the adventures of six Parliament-smoking moms bombarding Marc’s with coupon-stuffed fannypacks, then retiring to the Parma Cafe for happy-hour High Lifes?
For now, we’ll have to content ourselves with Catastrophes, Inc., a forthcoming show featuring Cleveland’s alleged “Masters of Disaster,” Ed Ranieri and Enzo Maddalena.
Perhaps best known for their sponsorhip of AM 850 WKNR, Ed and Enzo have been cleaning up the nastiest of nasty messes in Northeast Ohio for 15 years with their local branch of ServiceMaster. When a Kenny Chesney concert left Browns Stadium spewing more sewage than a Pat Shurmur press conference, the Masters were called in to restore order — 41 days’ worth of shoveling.
