Fun from the weekly roundup of police blotters over at Cleveland.com:
SUSPICIOUS PERSON, BAY LANDINGS DRIVE: Residents reported another sighting of a person dressed as a mummy, smoking in a vehicle parked on Bay Landings Drive about 2:42 a.m. on March 30. Police responded to a similar report last week, but were unable to locate the suspicious character. Again this time, the mummy had vanished by the time officers responded to the scene.
No word on if Westlake police have called Brendan Fraser or if he's available. Ah, who the hell are we kidding, he's definitely available.
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