If you didn’t go see Portia Surreal — the world’s top-ranked erotica/fetish/cabaret/house DJ — at the Velvet Dog on Thursday night, here’s a taste of what you missed. Caution: This footage may contain boobies. Kicking yourself because you didn’t know about it? Scene readers knew she was coming. Pick up a new edition every Wednesday at a bar, street corner, or draped over a homeless man near you. — D.X. Ferris
This article appears in Aug 29 – Sep 4, 2007.