At least according to ESPN the Mag’s blog, where they put together a list of every MLB team and paired it with a viral video that most closely matched the squad. Apparently, the Cleveland Indians are the Afro Ninja and this season will end with a disastrous face plant following a misguided backflip, after which the team will attempt to regain its composure, only to struggle, stumble, and fly completely off the radar.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

This article appears in Apr 8-14, 2009.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.