According to The Plain Dealer, Case Western Reserve’s alumni are curtailing their donations over dissatisfaction with the college’s use of the brand name “Case” and a logo many claim looks like . . . a fat guy carrying a surfboard?
Apparently there are some very potent hash brownies circulating on campus. These were some other interpretations that didn’t make the story:
— It looks like Auditor Betty Montgomery storming out of a Chinese buffet because a table full of Chinese guys were hogging all the crab legs.
— It’s like that scene in Free Willy when Auditor Betty Montgomery breaks free from the evil aquarium and the little kid rides on his back to freedom.
— A drunken make-out session between Auditor Betty Montgomery and the new Arby’s Cheese Melt�. — Jared Klaus
This article appears in Sep 27 – Oct 3, 2006.