What’s Your Craziest Cleveland Bar Story?

Nights on the town here in Cleveland can get pretty goddamn rowdy. Simple excursions to the bowels of West 6th Street can end up as depraved, acid-bleached odysseys into the salt mines below Lake Erie.

However your nights end up, you’ve probably got at least a handful of wild stories from your filth-ridden past. Tall tales and bourbon-drenched myths of magnificent proportions. Inklings of a novella illuminating your boozy history.

We want ’em.

Scene is publishing its annual Bar Guide later this month. We’ll run the best – craziest, nuttiest, booziest – stories that week in print and online.

Roll out your inner Bukowski and email your balls-to-the-wall stories to news@clevescene.com by July 10. Try to keep ’em under, say, 500 words.

This article appears in Jul 3-9, 2013.