The battle between Marcy Kaptur and Dennis Kucinich has jumped straight into little brother and sister, “Mommmmm!!! Look what Marcy did!” territory, which isn’t all that productive, but hey, at least it’s occasionally entertaining.
For instance, Kaptur’s new ad which compares Kucinich and his flirtations with moving away from Cleveland — to Seattle, to Zimbabwe, to Jupiter — to LeBron and Art Modell, the duel kings of the Shit on Cleveland Fan Club.
The ad doesn’t make a whole bunch of sense, but hey! — Dennis! is like LeBron — that’s campaign ad gold if we ever saw it. Villains! Bad guys! They’re going to leave you! Exclamation points!!
That doesn’t, however, improve this faulty logic — If Dennis! wins, Dennis! leaves. If Marcy! wins, Dennis! leaves?!?!?! Wouldn’t Dennis! prefer to stay? Whatever.
Click on over to this link to listen to the ad.
This article appears in Feb 29 – Mar 6, 2012.
She is a mean bee.
i have no use for her
No one has fought harder for Cleveland than Dennis Kucinich.
I voted for DENNIS!!!!!!!!!
Love the ad. It was factual and accurate. Bye, bye Dennis. Maybe you can move to a more socialist country and feel more at home, the U.K.
Lesser of two evils…
I would gladly pay Dennis to leave. I don’t even care where he goes, but preferably somewhere far, far away.