When letters from Muhammed Rahim, Osama bin Laden’s former translator who is summering down in Guantanamo Bay, to his lawyer were declassified, one of the most startling revelations was a single sentence.
“Osama bin Laden is a very bad man.”
Just kidding. Rahim didn’t write that. Here’s what he really wrote.
“Dear Mr. Warner! LeBron James is a very bad man. He should apologize to the city of Cleveland.”
No, really. He wrote that. Along with pleadings that he be allowed a cat to keep him company. But the LeBron stuff is slightly more important. Can we finally call it a day folks? When Osama’s translator chirps in from his prison cell, that means we’ve killed the topic, right?
This article appears in Aug 15-21, 2012.
Well, ain’t that a B**ch… now we got Bin Laden’s Aides on C-town’s side. we never win.
What is this world comin’ 2?
Gee, thanks. Because this is a guy that we really want in our corner.
Okay…Now that is REALLY bad press…
Still, no one cares. Isn’t this guy dead yet from a drone strike anyways?