The Latest Sign of Impending Doom: Cavs lost to New Jersey 104-99 at the Izod Center in East Rutherford. LeBron had dinner with Jay-Z the night before in New York, and then played patty-cake with Jigga Man after the game.
How it Went Down in Cleveland’s Mind: It was just dinner, right? Wrong! Clearly they used their steak knives to tattoo each other’s initials in their forearms and signed a binding lifetime contract with the resulting blood. Then LeBron scored exactly 42 points as an unspoken tribute to the number of times Jay-Z has retired from hip-hop. We’re so hosed.
Freak-out Level: 4 Boozers, 1 Manny, 1 Modell
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This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2008.
you guys are so GD negative.
funny post – but i don’t wanna think about the doomsday factor of lebron leaving.
by the way, let us put some faith in ferry and gilbert!
Your countdown is too big in the days column.
Amazingly, as of now, it’s right in Firefox and wrong in IE. Gotta love the Internets.
4000 some odd days? Wrong! Its gonna be like a thousand days or less, just you wait fuckers!
he’s leaving you morons. better get something for him now, before your cash cow leaves.
Yes, trading the best player in the NBA now, when there is no real sign of him leaving, would certainly be the prudent thing to do. Well played, Rico.