Mike Gallucci in Halloween garb.
Chipotle Mexican Grill celebrates Halloween today by giving away its big-ass burritos to anyone who walks in dressed up like one of its tacos, salads, or burritos. We think other businesses and organizations around town should also get in the spirit of the season. For example, free shots to anyone who walks into a local bar dressed like a bottle of J�germeister. Movie theaters can hand out free movies for people who look like their favorite stars. And the Ohio Republican Party can give out four more years of misery for people who dress up like this. –Michael Gallucci
This article appears in Oct 25-31, 2006.
Hilarious. With a little creative costuming, you could get a free burrito, a free dildo from a sex-toy shop, and four more years of misery.
Use the dildo the right way and you’ll know how to take the misery.