Kill Your Colleagues

Comedian John Bizarre pulls out the fightin’ words whenever talk turns to his stand-up colleagues. “Who told Sarah Silverman she’s funny?” he says. “I know she’s physically attractive, but if her personality were a clothing style, she’d be a pea-green pantsuit with big yellow buttons.” And he offers this word of advice to Robin Williams: “Dude, put a cork in it once in a while. Let somebody else finish a sentence.”
Sat., Dec. 16, 8 & 10:15 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 17, 7 p.m.

This article appears in Dec 13-19, 2006.