Boiled down to its core, the message of evangelical strongmen group Team Impact can be summarized by the following statements: (a) Don’t expect to get past the pearly gates if you can’t beat St. Peter in a greco-roman wrestling match, (b) Forget what you think about Heaven, it’s actually a non-stop Royal Rumble-style brawl, (c) God is totally cool with steroids. …
This article appears in May 21-27, 2008.