Two months ago, C-Notes brought you the premier of Cleveland’s Next Top Model, a hilarious parody of the WB reality show America’s Next Top Model, in which five Cleveland wanna-be models compete for a $1,200 modeling job at Sears. In the first few episodes, Deb was eliminated because of her “bony legs,” Pam for her “old age and thin veins,” and Kristin because “she’s a bitch.” Now it’s down to the final two contestants: Lizette, a skinny stripper-type, and Kathy, a “plus-sized” 29-year-old who still lives at home. The competition, as one might assume, is super-tight…
This article appears in Jun 11-17, 2008.