Aug 29 – Sep 4, 2018

Aug 29 - Sep 4, 2018 / Vol. 49 / No. 9

No More Tears! The Phantasy Nightclub Lives… For Now

We announced in July that the Phantasy Cleveland (which includes The Chamber nightclub) had been purchased by an unidentified buyer with the intent on ending the property’s run as a performing arts venue and removing its three bars in place of residential, offices and additional parking. After a “phlea” market liquidating some of the rock ‘n…

RTA Board of Trustees Will Self-Destruct in Five, Four, Three, Two …

Westlake Mayor Dennis Clough, the freshly minted president of the 10-member RTA Board of Trustees, currently presides over a body of eight. Due to two recent resignations, and the inability of appointing authorities to do their jobs in a timely manner, the board that theoretically oversees Ohio’s largest transit authority may shrink further still. It’s…

Owners of the Plum to Open Casual Neighborhood Bar in Battery Park

Partners Brett Sawyer, Jonah Oryszak and Vince Thomascik, chef-owner, owner and chef de cuisine of the Plum, respectively, have just signed a lease on the former Vita Urbana space in Battery Park. That short-lived restaurant and retail marketplace, located at the Shoreway Building, closed this past December. When it opens in the next couple months,…

Poetry for People Who Hate Poetry, No. 1

This is the first in a new monthly column series by Dave Lucas, the Poet Laureate of the State of Ohio. “I, too, dislike it.” — Marianne Moore, “Poetry” *** But you don’t hate it. At least that’s what I hope you’ll discover as you read this column. I don’t want to convince you that you…

City Club of Cleveland Unveils New Mural Near Playhouse Square

The City Club of Cleveland recently debuted a newly commissioned work of public art at the edge of Playhouse Square. Located on the site of the Bonfoey Gallery at the corner of Euclid Avenue and E. 17th St. in the midst of the construction of a high rise condo unit, the mural aims to “inspire…

Cleveland’s Democratic Socialists Are Offering Free Brake Light Repairs in September

The Cleveland chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) are holding their first ever Brake Light Clinic, offering free brake light repairs to assist community members in avoiding unnecessary interactions with police by repairing the broken headlights and taillights of attendees for free. With nearly 50,000 members and counting, DSA is America’s largest socialist organization,…

Local Rapper Vice Souletric Releases New Single

Local rapper Vice Souletric likes to talk about how he grew up in the Golden Era of hip-hop when rappers such as Jay-Z, the Notorious B.I.G. and DMX were popular. He emulates those icons on his 2015 solo debut, Vice for President, and its 2016 follow-up, Vice for President 2, an album that includes a cameo…

Western Reserve Distillers and Distill Table Now Open in Lakewood

Distill Table restaurant (14221 Madison Ave., 216-505-5188) quietly opened its doors this week in Lakewood, a year and a half after it was first announced. The “farm-to-glass, farm-to-table” restaurant shares space with Western Reserve Distillers (330-671-0347), a “grain-to-glass” organic spirits producer owned and operated by Kevin and Ann Thomas. The two independently operated entities share a fully…

Pro-Gun Kent State Alumna Kaitlin Bennett Thwarted by Standard Protocol

Kent State University has ordered recent graduate Kaitlin Bennett — she of the viral “come and take it” graduation photos — to cease and desist from advertising a planned pro-Second-Amendment rally on campus scheduled for Sept. 29. Bennett, Kent State said, “has not registered the event and obtained the approvals required by university policy.” In an…

New Ohio Law Will Boost School Resource Officer Training

A new Ohio law is making millions available for schools to implement new safety measures, such as training new school resource officers. In addition to authorizing $14 million in grant funds for schools, House Bill 318 requires new school resource officers (SROs) – law enforcement officers who serve full-time in school buildings – to participate…

Documentary About Blossom Music Center to Air on WVIZ/PBS Next Month

This year marks the 50th anniversary of Blossom Music Center, the summer home of the Cleveland Orchestra and a popular destination for touring bands of all musical genres (acts ranging from rapper Wiz Khalifa to metal masters Slayer have recently performed at the facility). A new Ideastream production, Blossom Music Center – 50 Years and…

LEGO Fan Convention Coming to Cleveland Next Weekend

The BrickUniverse LEGO Fan Convention arrives in Cleveland next weekend (Sep. 8 and 9), where fans of the popular toy building bricks can view enormous LEGO displays — including a full Chicago cityscape — and buy all sorts of LEGO merch at the Huntington Convention Center. Tickets for the convention are $15 and can be…

Symposium to Host Tap Dance Killer’s Comic Book Cabaret on Saturday

In 1994, local comic book writer and filmmaker Ted Sikora first staged his Nothing Like Vaudeville musical at the Phantasy. Tap Dance Killer, one of the “vaude-villains” in the play, would later inspire some of Sikora’s comic books. With the Phantasy set to close this weekend, Sikora aims to give the venue a proper send-off…

5 Concerts to Catch in Cleveland This Labor Day Weekend

FRIDAY, AUG. 31 Ottawa/Samfox/Spirit of the Bear Singer Dale DeLong and guitarist Tim Czajka formed the local indie rock act Ottawa in 2013 after their previous band, the Royaltons, dissolved. They had a good run with the Royaltons, which played around town from 2007 to 2010. But they’ve had an even better run with Ottawa,…

Browns Linebacker Mychal Kendricks Indicted on Insider Trading Charges

[image-1] Newly acquired Browns linebacker Mychal Kendricks was today charged by the Feds with insider trading, according to U.S. Attorney William McSwain, who announced the charges at his office in Pennsylvania. He’s charged along with Damilare Sonoiki, a writer for the TV show Black-ish who is also a Harvard-educated former investment banker. According to prosecutors,…

Terrestrial Brewing Company to Tap Special Cleveland Collaboration Brew on Friday

Last year, reps from Destination Cleveland went to the Great American Beer Festival to promote Cleveland’s burgeoning craft brewing industry. This year, they’re headed back to the festival, which takes place next month in Denver, and they’ll take a special Cleveland collaboration brew with them. Dubbed Shoreway IPA, it’s a “hazy, easy drinker” that “exudes…

How to Navigate Sexual Consent

Sometimes, especially when you’re young, it can be hard to tell if rape is rape, and I have typed, “Was I raped if…” into Google on more than one occasion. I went to Google because, for me, it didn’t look like how I thought rape looked. It wasn’t a stranger in a bar. It was…

Staying on Campus Over a School Break? It Doesn’t Have to Suck

Can’t spend spring break in Florida because you got called for Cleveland jury duty like I did? Whatever the case may be, you’re going to spend a school break on campus. Which isn’t a bad thing, because when classes end, your falling in love with Cleveland can truly begin. Lake Erie may not be a…

Band of the Week: Racket Man

MEET THE BAND: Tommy Marx (guitar, vocals), Chris Seaman (bass, vocals), Tyler Elwing (keyboards, vocals), Vince Silvestro (drums) Embracing the ’80s: After college, Marx went to South America for a couple of years before moving back to Cleveland and starting the group with Seaman, a high school friend who’d played and toured with bands in…

Savage Love: Quickies

This woman has gone down on me (I’m a man) more than half a dozen times in the last three months. Each time seems to be better than the previous! She does not want reciprocation. She has also turned down all my offers for intercourse. As far as I know, she is heterosexual just like…

Get Out: Everything You Should Be Doing in Cleveland This Labor Day Weekend

WED 08/29 Accidental Comedy Fest VII What began as a bunch of comedians telling jokes under a bridge is now entering it’s seventh year. The Accidental Comedy Fest returns this week, bringing together some of the country’s most popular performers with the absolute best of Cleveland’s talent for an affordable, five-day festival at Hilarities. Returning…

How Not to Get Fucked Over By Student Loans

It’s supposed to be the American dream: If you wanted to get a well-paying job, you’d have to go to college, and to go to college, you’d probably have to take out a student loan. And so it was that millions of fresh-out-of-high-school, college-bound students signed on the dotted line with hopes for a brighter…

Enjoying Cleveland on a College Student’s Cheapskate Budget

From tuition to books to all the tangential expenses of college, most times there’s little left in the ol’ bank account for fun. But, lucky for us students, plenty of businesses know that and are eager to help us get the most out of living and learning in Cleveland. There are lots of discounts and…


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