That Mark Price Bar right there is more than 18 years old. Cavs fan Tim Brady says he’ll eat it if Cleveland wins the NBA Finals.
The taste of impending victory has never been so sweet, with a hint of freezer burn and oily caramel residue.
It might just be the camera, but look at how faded the packaging has become. Price has taken on an almost demonic quality. That alone can only foreshadow the flavor. What horror waits within is almost unimaginable.
Go Cavs!
This article appears in Jun 3-9, 2015.
Those were the days of sweet regional deals with sports stars….even the grumpy Albert Belle had a candy bar — though any supplies in the homes of fans probably littered the ballpark’s outfield during his return to the city as a member of the White Sox.