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Hear that? That’s the sound of a zillion indie-boys’ hearts being crushed as their girl says “I do” to Death Cab dork.
Taylor Swift accepts Kanye’s apology. But she still thinks he’s a world-class ass.
U2 have a Spinal Tap moment. —Michael Gallucci
This article appears in Sep 16-22, 2009.