No Alice in Chains-Mastodon-Deftones Tour for You, Cleveland

Yes, after weeks of not-so-subtle hints, the Alice in Chains-Mastodon-Deftones tour has been officially announced.

No, it’s not playing Cleveland.

The closest it’s coming — for now at least — is Detroit’s DTE Energy Music Theatre on September 17.

The tour’s press material says it will add more dates soon, likely after all these gigs sell out in 16 minutes. As of today, the announced shows are …

Sep 16 Chicago, IL Charter One Pavilion at Northerly Island

Sep 17 Detroit, MI DTE Energy Music Theatre

Sep 18 Toronto, ON Molson Canadian Amphitheatre

Sep 20 Uncasville, CT Mohegan Sun Arena

Sep 22 Boston, MA Agannis Arena

Sep 24 New York, NY Madison Square Garden

Sep 28 Atlanta, GA Aaron’s Amphitheatre at Lakewood

Oct 1 St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center

Oct 4 Denver, CO Red Rocks Amphitheatre

Oct 7 Vancouver, BC General Motors Place

Oct 8 Seattle, WA Key Arena

Oct 9 Portland, OR Rose Quarter – Memorial Coliseum

Oct 16 Las Vegas, NV The Joint