Fierce. Sasha Fierce. Either way, we bet Beyonce smells pretty damn good.
Manly British singer makes the Stones safe for 70-year-olds.
Garbageman Chris Brown has a nice ring to it.
Peter, Paul and Mary lose their Mary.
That new Twilight soundtrack is so damn indie it hurts. But not as much as a bite on the neck.
People too damn busy Tweeting to watch VMAs. Or something like that. —Michael Gallucci
This article appears in Sep 16-22, 2009.