Tom Petty, ready for action

  • Tom Petty, ready for action

Tom Petty is bringing the Drive-By Truckers on tour with him. Hopefully his asshole fans won’t treat the Truckers the same way they treated the Replacements when they opened for Petty in ’89.

American Idol Kris Allen goes to Haiti. Millions of hungry Haitians ask, “Who the fuck is Kris Allen?”

Oh, I’m sorry … I dozed off. What were you saying? Aerosmith are getting together for some shows?

50 Cent tries to stay in the news, by any means necessary.

Thom Yorke has a new band music snobs can drool over. —Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)

This article appears in Feb 24 – Mar 2, 2010.