Take care of it. Its the only one we got

  • Take care of it. It’s the only one we got

A bunch of artists celebrate Earth Day. Don’t worry, they’ll go back to destroying the planet tomorrow with their tour buses, private airplanes, and air-polluting pot binges.

No, seriously — American Idol is still on?

Kelly Clarkson’s Indonesia concert will go on without cigarette sponsorship. Wait a second — Kelly Clarkson has fans in Indonesia?

Maybe your mom doesn’t like Green Day after all.

Courtney Love isn’t changing her name to Tranny-Looking Train Wreck. But she still looks like one.

Even dead, Malcolm McLaren knows how to cause a scene. —Michael Gallucci (follow me on Twitter @mgallucci)

This article appears in Apr 21-27, 2010.