She has on enough flair.

  • She has on enough flair.

Every year around this time, Laura Kosa-Thomas, a thirtysomething stoner from Lorain, emerges from smoke-filled obscurity to promote the Cleveland Weed March, an annual cannabis fiesta that mirrors similar events in other cities around the world.

She calls on Scene to promote her event because, as she puts it, the paper’s readers “know how to party” — a pitch as solid as any we’ve heard.

So here goes: The Cleveland Weed March takes place on Public Square this Saturday, May 1, at “high” noon.  Festivities will include a march around the Justice Center and a “Weed Olympics” featuring feats of endurance like the bong relay.

According to Kosa-Thomas, the event is all about enjoyment and not the politics of pot.  “Live your life the way God wants you to live,” she says, delightfully stoned out of her soul.  “Nobody is walking in your shoes.  So if you got it, smoke it, bitches.”

And if you don’t got it, she promises to have “a little something special” to share come Saturday.
The friendly officers look forward to seeing you. — Damian Guevara

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

15 replies on “420 on 5/1 in the 216”

  1. And here we have the real laura420 after I commented to her that the image she projects to the media is goofy and detrimental to the medical marijuana movement:

    “COME MARCH AND YOUR PUNK A** WILL BE PAVEMENT DRUG LITTLE FU*** BITCH ASS LISTEN YOU MOTHERF****** BRIAN —–IM THE ONLY DOING SHIT ABOUT WEED IN CLEVELAND. SO MAKE SURE THAT YOU COME UP ME AT THE WEED MARCH YOUR ASS WILL FU**** UP KEEP SUCKING NORMLS A** BECAUSE FOR THE NEXT 6 SIX YEARS IM PRESIDENT OF OHIO NORML BITCH QUIT HATING LAURA”

    So there you have it folks. This person has been discredited by the movement a while back now. She grabbed up “names” and proclaims she is a leader when nobody is following her nor is she working on any legislation. NORML has always been about politics and NOT about smoking pot on the square so she has twisted the entire effort. I would not doubt that she is a plant to make any legalization effort nil.

    So I guess if you want to get beat up like she has threatened me then show up and march, otherwise wait at the park where it ends where her former peers will call the proper number to have her physically removed from the event. Come one come all and see this person discredited publicly once and for all.

  2. More threats, this time from her husband-

    “Please come down to the march, and say this to our face. I show you what our Government taught me, Bitch… Revenge is a dish served best with a fist.”

    Again dear readers, we can see the instability of these two people that are in charge of the march. Violent threats against people that they invited to their event.

    Last time I checked you were not allowed to get a permit for public square, get people there and then beat them up.

  3. The organizer of this International march for many years has been Dana Beal who is here from Ohio – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Beal

    When laura420 was told that the threatening environment she is creating we got this back-

    “DO YOU REALLY THINK I GIVE A F*** WHAT YOU TELL DANA HE DONT CARE ABOUT YOU OR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY I MYSELF NOT YOU OR ANYONE KNOWS WHAT I GO THROUGH EACH YEAR TO PUT THIS MARCH ON SO F*** OFF AND DONT COME THAT WILL MAKE MY DAY”

    Loose cannon? Rouge?
    Nobody supports the march, only the rally afterward. All NORML has turned their backs on them as well as the founder of this international march. shame.

  4. A fellow freedom fighter writes on her site-

    “You two sound like two immature jr. high kids that just learned their first curse-words. President Ohio Cannabis Society, seriously? “YOUR ASS WILL FU**** UP”. I think that you were trying to make a threat to “FUC** HIS ASS UP” as you would say so eloquently yourself. Are you really the one running this thing? No wonder no one knows about it yet alone can find much or any info on it. It’s being ran by some one with the maturity of a 15 year old. Way to set the example. I would like to just let anyone reading this, and i wish i could let everyone that you have had contact with know that little girl does not represent me or my or my vision of peace apparently. I mean come on the event is being advertised as a PEACE and FREEDOM rally but all i have seen from you as the supposed “LEADER” of this is Hatred and Threats of Physical Violence. I was very much so looking forward to attending this weekend but now after finding out what kind of person is behind this event i am not so sure i want to be associated with something like that.”

  5. My friend on her site chimes in again-

    “well i just moved to Ohio from Louisiana and was horribly disappointed with the NORML chapter here and then i found this crazy person. do you know of any marijuana activist groups that are actually doing something productive that i could be a part of?”

  6. she appeared on the scene a few years back. No one realized what a wacko she is. She took the Ohio Cannibus Society, founded by John Hartman and has made a mockery of it. Shame on you laura! And you didn’t found Pot TV or Ohio Norml or anything worthwhile.Those that truly care wish you would disappear.

  7. President of Ohio Norml-I don’t think so. Founder of Pot Tv-I don’t think so- She has this grand idea of herself-all BS. How many meetings has Ohio Cannibus society had? John would turn in his grave over her.

  8. Folks, while I saw firsthand the “redirection” yesterday by this lady, it seems to me that you’re using a lot of energy that could be better directed toward the movement. If years of retail has taught me anything, you don’t spend all day trying to convince the window shopper to buy… you turn your attention to those who are waiting to spend their hard-earned money.

    The point is, engaging this particular person will only result in more frustration and the best course of action is to turn a blind eye and put all those efforts into spreading the word about the movement. Eventually, a person with no support and no voice gets no recognition and your problems are solved. Meanwhile, we could be building a more cohesive movement that demonstrates WHY House Bill 478 should pass and prove that we’re not all crazy, confrontational stoners… we’re intelligent, determined activists and advocates.

  9. TO ALL THIS IS LAURA 420 AND I TOLD SOMEONE I WAS GONNA PAVEMENT DRAG THEM BECAUSE ON MY WEBSITE THEY WERE CALLING ME AND MY BLACK FRIENDS VULGAR NAMES. ALL THIS TROUBLE WAS STARTED BECAUSE ( I AM) JUST A MOTHER AND A WIFE THAT HAS 2 DISEASES AND IS DYING AND I DO THIS ALL BY MYSELF. NO THANKS TO U NORML . STOP HATING U RACIST MOTHER FUCKERS. KEITH WILL TAKE CARE OF U ! ! ! IF U GOT IT SMOKE IT BITCHES ! ! !

  10. >TO ALL THIS IS LAURA 420 AND I TOLD SOMEONE I WAS GONNA PAVEMENT DRAG THEM

    And there we have an admission to a violent threat. One that you cannot edit on your website.

    I was told you dressed like a Nazi and that you carried a club and were looking for me too. I do wish I could have been there. I honestly would have taken a “pavement drag” by you and your band of thugs because the city would finally pull your permits. You dont even comprehend that you cant threaten to beat people up.

    BECAUSE ON MY WEBSITE THEY WERE CALLING ME AND MY BLACK FRIENDS VULGAR NAMES.

    Wrong. You were spoken to just as you speak here – “GOT IT SMOKE IT BITCHES ! ! !” and you said cu** and all the rest of it all the time. When we have kids we talk to them like kids. I spoke to you in the manor you address people on the website, emails, radio, ect. You do not talk like a lady so it was broken down for you to easily understand. And remember the first march when you threatened to bring your black friends to “beat up the hippies”? I have a copy of that.

    ALL THIS TROUBLE WAS STARTED BECAUSE ( I AM) JUST A MOTHER AND A WIFE THAT HAS 2 DISEASES AND IS DYING AND I DO THIS ALL BY MYSELF.

    Done by yourself because you have burned every legit activist connection from here to who knows where. If i was dying, i would be focusing less on the “party” that is so outwardly shown in print and more on the change in legislature.

    NO THANKS TO U NORML .

    Again you hurt yourself. I`m not affiliated with NORML in any way shape or form yet you blamed them for me on your rampage of phone calls and manic threatening messages that were left on machines today. Again, jumping to conclusions.

    STOP HATING U RACIST MOTHER FU*****

    ya really aught to read things a bit deeper. maybe you should ask around and you’ll find I`m married to a minority.

    KEITH WILL TAKE CARE OF U ! ! !

    Highly unlikely.

    IF U GOT IT SMOKE IT BITCHES ! ! !

    wow, so everyone reading this has just been called a BITCH. I`m sorry but this is not how laws are changed.

    RIP John Hartman

  11. LISTEN JERRY IM NOT AN ACTIVIST IM A POTHEAD YES IM DYING SO IF I WANT TO PARTY THATS WHAT IM DONIG. YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JEALOUS FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE BY MYSELF IT JUST KILLS YOU.. YOU HAVE TRIED TO RUIN THE WEED MARCH FOR 3 YEARS NOW IM IN CHARGE AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT YOU OR NORML OR DANA CAN DO I RUN CLEVELAND BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I DONT USE THOSE 2 WORD (CU..N) OR NI…RS) YOU ARE A RACIST AND A DRUNK AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU.. AND FOR YOU TO SAY THAT NO ONE WOULD BE THERE , DID YOU SEE ABOUT 2000 PEOPLE SMOKING AND HAVING A GREAT TIME.

    I WISH I COULD OF BEEN THERE WHEN YOU SEEN THAT WE WERE NOT COMING HA HA YOU LITTLE BITCH AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.

  12. this person laura 420 looks and acts like a crazed lunatic.I don’t smoke pot and nor do I want to,but believe maybe legalizing this drug will cut down on crime.she is probaly a very unproductive person living on social secruity. need to find educated people that can bring this bill to legislation.

  13. I told you not to mess with me IM BACK you and Dana can’t do NOTHING it now called The laura420 Cleveland weed March. Get used to it Bitches!!!!!

  14. good luck getting any press now..’BITCHES!’ hahahah, you talk like a child starving for attention and claim to lead a movement? what kind of whorish outfit this year? make sure all that fanny and belly fat shows.

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