Sugar cookies bearing the faces of Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump and John Kasich are flying off the shelves.
A Kiedrowski’s employee named Brittany told Scene that they prepare 10-12 dozen every day and usually only have about a dozen left at closing time. The cookies sell for $1.50 and will probably be stocked until the election.
The best-selling cookie?
“I would say Trump, unfortunately,” Brittany said. “I think people hate him, so they buy them to put out on their desks at work.”
Given the rage and vapidity of the election season, it’s likely that there are plenty of folks who would enjoy taking a bite out of any of the four available candidates.
Trump’s face, though.
This article appears in Mar 9-15, 2016.


What assholes. Trump is the only one that has a messed up picture.
What, where’s Gary Johnson?
@Craig It’s not their fault Trump looks like that in every picture lol! Don’t like it, don’t buy em. Chill out.
@Craig You’re the asshole for calling people assholes on the Internet, asshole.
hahahaha! I am so going to get some Trump cookies this weekend I wonder if his cookie tastes bitter too?