Which way to Avon, OH?

  • “Which way to Avon, OH?”

This choice police blotter item from the Sun News this morning deserves a line-by-line breakdown. Let’s jump right in.

AVON

Land where defenses of racial diversity usually include: “I’m friends with this black guy at work.”

SUSPICIOUS CONDITION, SCHWARTZ ROAD: Police received a report on Aug. 6 from a nearby resident about two carloads of “illegal immigrants”

This article appears in Aug 17-23, 2011.

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.

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