Standing in a mascot outfit on the side of the road waving a sign for 1/2-off cellular phones in 90-degree heat is not an enviable job, even without pranksters preying on your vulnerable condition. You’re already suffering the slight indignity of standing in a mascot outfit for money, and your hindquarters are likely drenched in sweat, there’s no need to add insult. But when the insult is this funny, well, we’ll forgive it.
According to Fox 8, police in Strongsville say a man in a banana suit attacked a man in a gorilla suit on Pearl Road in front of The Wireless Center, leading to some of the best quotes we’ve read all week. For example:
This article appears in Jul 6-12, 2011.
Day late…Dollar short…Sounds like you even added to the story that went out on the AP wire many hours ago…Niiice…
the banana is on the loose.. don’t you mean he split?
this seems like a hairy situation…. it just sounds fruity to me 😀