Important news bulletin: A Toyota Land Cruiser tricked out with XXXChurch.com advertisements was seen buzzing through the Warehouse District this week. It was last seen going west on Saint Clair Avenue. The driver of this monstrosity could not be seen through the window, his face obscured by the giant “#1 porn site for Christians” sticker. As it drove, the SUV distracted construction workers busy digging in the middle of the West Sixth Street with a backhoe. The thought of wholesome women from Bob Jones University in the buff was too much to handle. But be warned, gentlemen. This is a cruel, cruel hoax. …
This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2008.